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directiontheinfection:

When I fangirl I turn in to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol


There’s an app that’s like Cleverbot called Simi and I asked it if it liked Chris Colfer and this is what it said.

There’s an app that’s like Cleverbot called Simi and I asked it if it liked Chris Colfer and this is what it said.


Omg, the ending of this episode is making me go insane! I’ve been laughing like a maniac for an hour and my family’s telling me shut up. Like, I don’t even know what I’m doing! The first ten minutes were everything I expected and hoped for, but the rest of the episode sucked so badly, its funny! So, Kurt nailed his audition and didn’t get any negative comments even though Carmen never hesitates to tell the students what they did wrong. Hell, she even critisized Jesse! Rachel bombed her audition and stalked her to no end and she got in but Kurt didn’t. We didn’t even get to hear about what’s going to happen to Kurt because the rest of the episode was about how much Rachel’s life sucks, which, if you haven’t noticed, is better than most of the people on the show. If you stop and think about it, Rachel has no problems at all. She just makes them 10x worse than they actually are. Finn ‘breaking up’ with Rachel would’ve left me heartbroken if I wasn’t used to Rachel crying all the time and if they never get screen time. Knowing her, she’ll probably manipulate students at NYADA to quit so Kurt can join her or drop out because she can’t do shit on her own because she’s so used to having other people babying her.


I bet you if Finchel won best couple, Fox would’ve made, like, golden chalices and diamond incrusted plates and tiaras that have Finn and Rachel holograms that make out in front of you.


rejectnormal:

alluponeachother:

WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING THAT IN TWO DAYS IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING AND WHAT WE’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT FOR MONTHS AND READING FIC ABOUT FOR MONTHS IS HAPPENING AND KURT’S LEAVING FOR NEW YORK AND BLAINE’S GOING TO BE ALONE IN THAT GOD FUCKING SHIT TOWN OF LIMA OHIO AND THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE WILL BE HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE LIVING OUT HIS DREAMS

WITHOUT HIM

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neyruto:

maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

Via laken☀

What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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I remember once when I was little, I was riding my bike and I thought since I was so good at riding a bike that I was going to trying riding it with my eyes closed. So I close my eyes and when I opened them a few seconds later, I ran into a mailbox.


  • regular person: have you seen that episode where-
  • me: i've seen all the episodes
  • #multiple times #backwards #sped up #slowed down #with subtitles #in polish
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breakthistrap:

ucancallmelily:

agletthatiscracked:

sockpup:

ivegoneawayinsidemyhead:

Glee, your non-logic is showing.

#I guess it’s been the seniors’ moment for 3 years?

#exactly how long does it take to pay one’s dues?

This. So much this

Tina got to ~shine a little at this year’s Sectionals only because Rachel couldn’t perform and three ND girls defected to TT

This fucking show. The shitty writing is basically saying that Tina can only shine when Rachel isn’t there. Ihateeverything.gif

And to add insult to injury, they have both Quinn and Tina reluctant to take the spotlight when Mercedes is sick IN THE VERY NEXT EPISODE.  To the point where they both were going to step down when she came back and only at Mercedes’ insistence did they all perform.

Is this really all one great big coherent narrative trying to say that Rachel is the only one who really cares enough to claw and fight for the spotlight?  Because fuck that. 

What’s really odd about the Mercedes point is that we’re supposed to see it as a good thing Quinn and Tina sang.  Mercedes goes, “Oh screw that, this is our last time performing together.  You’re [Quinn] doing it, and so are you, Tina.  I’m not taking no for an answer.”  So the message here is that it should be about doing it together because they’re a group and they’re friends and they won’t get another chance to do this.  Unless you’re trying to get in on Rachel’s song.  Then the point is that the right thing to do is sit down, shut up, and wait your turn until next year.


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trycyclic:

this photo look familiar? its of my sister and I. I posted it not long ago, and its since gotten 1000+ notes on Tumblr and counting. The caption of the photo is talking about our bond, and how strong my sister is for continuing to fight her battle of cancer everyday of the past 5 years. Since I posted the photo, my sister lost her battle. She passed away on the 20/12/11 at 8:49pm in my arms. My sister was my bestfriend, and I want to continue to honor her. Reblog to keep my sisters spirit alive for as long as possible, she deserves it.
Everyone to reblog this will be watched over by her tonight <3

(Source: tojustdieinyourarms)



whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

mothafickle:

same blaine same

unpictured: kurt





you-weremade-to-be-ruled:

ashdisneyc88:

OMG that guys leg. 

I literally can’t stop laughing.


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